Totally absurd

The Urinal Golf Club: For When You Just Gotta Go

Never piss in the bunker again…

Wow look at this golf club urinal, it’s so great. I can’t believe it exists. If you Google “top ten problems of golfers”, I’m absolutely certain that not being able to drain your bollocks while on the golf course is ranked as #1. Obviously, marketing and design experts alike have also discovered this gaping hole in the market and as a result, our prayers have finally been answered. Introducing the porta-loo disguised as a golf club, aka UroClub (the golf club urinal).

*High capacity interior, holds enough for about two monster-sized pisses so you could even share it with your mate. For more product info, click here*

Be the envy of all your golfing buddies

Stop being a pussy and scull 4 bottles of Bombay Sapphire without the fear of your 4-year old bladder failing on you. Take it from me, there’s nothing more glorious than getting absolutely tanked up, then spending 6 hours on the golf course with your buddies whacking little balls across an oversized lawn.

Operation looks fairly simple. Unzip, slot your phallic member into the golf club urinal, and let it rain.

Holy crap I just realized it comes with an actual towel

These guys have really thought of everything. A free god damn towel. Does it get any better than this? I guess you could probably take a shit in there too if you wanted, though I failed to find any specific literature on this.

Who is this gift perfect for?

✔ Golfers, obviously

✔ Dads with weak bladders

✔ Corporate wankers

✔ Anyone with a male member

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Be more like Steve. Have some decency and stop pissing in the bunker, you vile human.