The Social Shower Curtain That’s Guaranteed To Impress Nobody


“Boost your hygiene and social status at the same time”. 

You ever just feel like you’re not getting enough of social media? If 6 hours a day of mindless scrolling wasn’t already enough, well you’re in bloody luck. Introducing the Social Shower Curtain by ‘Spinning Hat’. Check it out here.

Show off your debilitating social media addiction with pride

Well, what are you waiting for? The Social Shower Curtain helps you crush the social media scene while you scrub away the insecurities of your day to day life.

*It’s shit like this that makes me want to live underground — like in a grave or something.*

Who is this gift perfect for?

✔ Social media influencers/addicts

✔ Gary Vaynerchuck and his hoardes of minions intent on crushing the game

✔ Assholes